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    here

    Even though the reason the hotel manager is doing this is because of the city's stupidity in the first place....

    The world in general is not the best of places right now.

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    It has been said (by whom, I don't know) that "bad news" sells newspapers and I guess it can be applied to watching TV news also.

    I subscribe to some really neat free stuff that comes by e-mail. If I had to rely on newspapers and TV for "good" news I would surely die of starvation. IO think the names of a couple of them are "The Stella Award" and "Heartwarmers" and "This is True". If you want, I could forward them to you (GL) and you too can subscribe.

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    well I did get 3 out of 6 numbers on the lotto last night but $5.50 isn't exactly something to jump up and down about. Oh well, it pays for Saturday's tickets so it's still good...

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    By ED McCULLOUGH, Associated Press Writer
    Pinellas Park, Florida - A man believing himself to the reincarnated soul of Napoleon Bonaparte was arrested Wednesday evening as he tried to enter a Sonny's Real Pit Bar-B-Q wearing only a pair of white lace stockings and high heel pumps. Local patrons got more then they ordered when Mr. Gary Griffith entered the Sonny's, he sat down at a booth after the hostess refused to seat him. Mr. Griffith then yelled for the cook to fry him up some Smokey St. Louis Bar-B-Q Ribs. After which Mr. Griffith, apparently started playing with the salt and pepper shakers, referring to the pepper as "Antonio" and the salt as "Pina".

    One patron rounded up her children and left the restaurant. "It was just a weird site, it was the kind of thing you would expect from a movie," Dana Dulcenia said.


    The police arrived trying to arrest Mr. Griffith, but he threw his hands up in the air and then started dancing like Shelley Winters in the Poseidon Adventure.

    Mr. Griffith was arrested after his dance routine and is being held until a court date can be set.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are a sick bastard.

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    let the games begin [img]cool.gif[/img]

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    I absolutely for the first time ever spit gatorade onto my keyboard.

    Thanks Raven goddammit! [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Freaking hilarious!!

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    we'll see about that... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Jumper69:
    I absolutely for the first time ever spit gatorade onto my keyboard.

    Thanks Raven goddammit! [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Freaking hilarious!!
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Bows, Bows*

    I am waiting for the retaliation fire, however, he is biting off more then he can chew.

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